Ok... I've gone on record as saying soccer is boring to watch, but I can't help myself but make World Cup quarterfinals predictions:
1. Ghana v. Uruguay. So long last African team. Uruguay wins big--beef beats yams any day.
2. Netherlands v. Brasil. Huge upset, the Netherlands will win due to the awesome cheer-leading of the orange crew and a generous helping of Bavaria beer and sparking huge riots in Brasil, who take soccer way too seriously.
3. Argentina v. Germany. Diego Maradona and his coked-up posse will take vengeance on the Germans, who won't know what hit them. However, chronic nosebleeds will prevent them from playing better than a pee-wee league team from Naperville in the semis.
4. Paraguay v. Spain. As much as i'd like to see two *Guays in the semis, too many breaks for yerba maté for the Paraguay players will cause approximately the same result as when the two countries met in the 16th century.
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